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Henry Swann
@henry_swannLondon · since 2026
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Still finding their taste profile

37

Crumbed

across 1 months
34

On Radar

next up · The Sheephaven Bay
14

Cuisines

of about 25
7.7

Median score

an honest hand
9.4

Their highest

Pyro Restaurant · September

Hall of Fame

The five they'd send you to.

Top-rated rooms

No. 01

9.4
Pyro Restaurant

Borough · Modern European

No. 02

9.4
Chotto Matte Soho

Soho

No. 03

9.4
Sussex British Bistro

Soho

No. 04

9.2
Seabird

Waterloo

No. 05

8.8
Speedboat Bar

Soho


What they actually eat

A palate built
on pub.

Pub26%
Modern European9%
Café/Bakery9%
Cocktail Bar9%
American9%

Score distribution

Honest scorer,
median 7.7.

1357910

23 scores on the record. When they give a 9.4, go.


Recently Crumbed

Still eating, still rating.

Lahore One Restaurant

Whitechapel · yesterday

7.5
The Understudy

Waterloo · yesterday

7.3
The Glasshouse Stores

Soho · yesterday

7.7
Founder's Arms

Waterloo · yesterday

6.8

Their London

Top turf.

Soho7
Waterloo4
Notting Hill2

On the Radar · next up

The Sheephaven Bay, then Haidilao Hot Pot London Piccadilly — and more besides.

This is taste, set in type

You don't have a profile this good. Yet.

Crumbs is the honest record of every room you've eaten in — your real 1–10 scores, your Hall of Fame, and the friends who tell you where to go next.