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Joss Smith
@joss_smithLondon · since 2026
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Still finding their taste profile

38

Crumbed

across 1 months
12

On Radar

next up · German Gymnasium
6

Cuisines

of about 25
7

Median score

an honest hand
7.0

Their highest

Mildreds Soho · September

Hall of Fame

The five they'd send you to.

Top-rated rooms

No. 01

7.0
Mildreds Soho

Soho · Vegetarian/Vegan

No. 02

7.0
Riverhouse Restaurant

Richmond

No. 03

7.0
The Ivy Asia St Paul's

City of London

No. 04

7.0
The Ivy Richmond Brasserie

Richmond

No. 05

7.0
The Ivy City Garden

City of London


What they actually eat

A palate built
on modern british.

Modern British33%
Indian22%
Vegetarian/Vegan11%
South East Asian11%
North African11%

Score distribution

Honest scorer,
median 7.

1357910

9 scores on the record. When they give a 7.0, go.


Recently Crumbed

Still eating, still rating.

Mildreds Soho

Soho · 2 days ago

7.0
Riverhouse Restaurant

Richmond · 2 days ago

7.0
The Ivy Asia St Paul's

City of London · 2 days ago

7.0
The Ivy Richmond Brasserie

Richmond · 2 days ago

7.0

Their London

Top turf.

City of London3
Richmond2
Mayfair2

On the Radar · next up

German Gymnasium, then Evi's — and more besides.

This is taste, set in type

You don't have a profile this good. Yet.

Crumbs is the honest record of every room you've eaten in — your real 1–10 scores, your Hall of Fame, and the friends who tell you where to go next.