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Joss Smith
@joss_smithLondon · since 2026
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Still finding their taste profile

50

Crumbed

across 2 months
32

On Radar

next up · MAAI By Nikita
13

Cuisines

of about 25
7

Median score

an honest hand
8.5

Their highest

Evi's · October

Hall of Fame

The five they'd send you to.

Top-rated rooms

No. 01

8.5
Evi's

Dulwich · Greek

No. 02

8.5
Riverhouse Restaurant

Richmond

No. 03

8.3
The Palomar

Soho

No. 04

8.1
Gymkhana

Mayfair

No. 05

8.0
Trishna

Marylebone


What they actually eat

A palate built
on indian.

Indian24%
Modern British14%
Italian10%
Vegetarian/Vegan10%
Middle Eastern5%

Score distribution

Honest scorer,
median 7.

1357910

21 scores on the record. When they give a 8.5, go.


Recently Crumbed

Still eating, still rating.

La Mia Mamma Battersea

Battersea · 13 days ago

7.8
The Palomar

Soho · 2 weeks ago

8.3
Evi's

Dulwich · 2 weeks ago

8.5
Folde

Battersea · 4 weeks ago

7.0

Their London

Top turf.

City of London5
Richmond3
Battersea2

On the Radar · next up

MAAI By Nikita, then Gauthier Soho — and more besides.

This is taste, set in type

You don't have a profile this good. Yet.

Crumbs is the honest record of every room you've eaten in — your real 1–10 scores, your Hall of Fame, and the friends who tell you where to go next.