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Max Conroy
@max_conroyLondon · since 2026
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Cheap Thrills

Best meal this month was under £20 and they're proud of it.

4

Crumbed

across 2 months
4

On Radar

next up · St. John
4

Cuisines

of about 25
7.3

Median score

an honest hand
9.0

Their highest

Dishoom Shoreditch · September

Hall of Fame

The 4 they'd send you to.

Top-rated rooms

No. 01

9.0
Dishoom Shoreditch

Shoreditch · Indian

No. 02

8.0
Pizza Pilgrims Waterloo

Waterloo

No. 03

6.5
La Maritxu Greenwich - Basque Cheesecake

Greenwich

No. 04

6.5
Honest Burgers London Bridge - Tooley Street

London Bridge


What they actually eat

A palate built
on café/bakery.

Café/Bakery25%
American25%
Indian25%
Pizza25%

Score distribution

Honest scorer,
median 7.3.

1357910

4 scores on the record. When they give a 9.0, go.


Recently Crumbed

Still eating, still rating.

La Maritxu Greenwich - Basque Cheesecake

Greenwich · 6 weeks ago

6.5
Honest Burgers London Bridge - Tooley Street

London Bridge · 7 weeks ago

6.5
Dishoom Shoreditch

Shoreditch · 7 weeks ago

9.0
Pizza Pilgrims Waterloo

Waterloo · 7 weeks ago

8.0

Their London

Top turf.

Greenwich1
London Bridge1
Shoreditch1

On the Radar · next up

St. John, then The Tamil Prince — and more besides.

This is taste, set in type

You don't have a profile this good. Yet.

Crumbs is the honest record of every room you've eaten in — your real 1–10 scores, your Hall of Fame, and the friends who tell you where to go next.