Philip Mellor
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Neighbourhood Loyalist
Always the same three places. Fears the tube.
20
Crumbed
across 4 months19
On Radar
next up · Gunpowder Soho14
Cuisines
of about 258
Median score
a generous hand9.1
Their highest
Impala · OctoberHall of Fame
The five they'd send you to.
Top-rated rooms
Impala
Soho · Mediterranean
"Very nice, I enjoyed the duck"
Gordon's Wine Bar
Covent Garden
Fischers
Marylebone
The Delaunay
Covent Garden
Greggs
Covent Garden
What they actually eat
A palate built
on wine bar.
Score distribution
Generous hand,
median 8.
1357910
19 scores on the record. When they give a 9.1, go.
Recently Crumbed
Still eating, still rating.
Impala
Soho · 3 weeks ago
Greggs
Covent Garden · July 2026
Dim Sum Duck King’s Cross Road
King's Cross · July 2026
Le Relais de Venise L'Entrecote | Marylebone
Marylebone · July 2026
Their London
Top turf.
Covent Garden7
Soho5
King's Cross2
On the Radar · next up
Gunpowder Soho, then La Fromagerie — and more besides.
This is taste, set in type
You don't have a profile this good. Yet.
Crumbs is the honest record of every room you've eaten in — your real 1–10 scores, your Hall of Fame, and the friends who tell you where to go next.