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@test2London · since 2026
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The Critic

Generous with 7s. Brutal with 9s.

8

Crumbed

across 1 months
24

On Radar

next up · Trullo
3

Cuisines

of about 25
7

Median score

an honest hand
8.5

Their highest

Berenjak Soho · June

Hall of Fame

The 3 they'd send you to.

Top-rated rooms

No. 01

8.5
Berenjak Soho

Soho · Persian

No. 02

7.0
YEYE NOODLE & DUMPLING (Soho)

Soho

No. 03

6.7
The Atlas

West Kensington


What they actually eat

A palate built
on persian.

Persian33%
Chinese33%
Pub33%

Score distribution

Honest scorer,
median 7.

1357910

3 scores on the record. When they give a 8.5, go.


Recently Crumbed

Still eating, still rating.

Berenjak Soho

Soho · 4 weeks ago

8.5
YEYE NOODLE & DUMPLING (Soho)

Soho · 4 weeks ago

7.0
The Atlas

West Kensington · 4 weeks ago

6.7

Their London

Top turf.

Soho2
West Kensington1

On the Radar · next up

Trullo, then Prawn on the Lawn — and more besides.

This is taste, set in type

You don't have a profile this good. Yet.

Crumbs is the honest record of every room you've eaten in — your real 1–10 scores, your Hall of Fame, and the friends who tell you where to go next.