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Tim
@tj_dinerLondon · since 2026
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The Critic

Knows what's good. Judges what could be better.

7

Crumbed

across 1 months
2

On Radar

next up · Clos Maggiore
5

Cuisines

of about 25
8

Median score

a generous hand
10.0

Their highest

BRAT Restaurant · October

Hall of Fame

The five they'd send you to.

Top-rated rooms

No. 01

10.0
BRAT Restaurant

Shoreditch · Spanish

No. 02

9.0
Roti King

King's Cross

No. 03

8.0
The Devonshire

Soho

No. 04

8.0
Flour & Grape

Bermondsey

No. 05

7.0
Los Mochis Notting Hill

Notting Hill


What they actually eat

A palate built
on mexican.

Mexican20%
Spanish20%
Pub20%
Malaysian20%
Italian20%

Score distribution

Generous hand,
median 8.

1357910

5 scores on the record. When they give a 10.0, go.


Recently Crumbed

Still eating, still rating.

Los Mochis Notting Hill

Notting Hill · 4 weeks ago

7.0
BRAT Restaurant

Shoreditch · 4 weeks ago

10.0
The Devonshire

Soho · 4 weeks ago

8.0
Roti King

King's Cross · 4 weeks ago

9.0

Their London

Top turf.

Notting Hill1
Shoreditch1
Soho1

On the Radar · next up

Clos Maggiore, then Esarn Kheaw

This is taste, set in type

You don't have a profile this good. Yet.

Crumbs is the honest record of every room you've eaten in — your real 1–10 scores, your Hall of Fame, and the friends who tell you where to go next.